How to Properly Enjoy a Chocolate Bunny

Aaron, a veteran chocolate lover, enjoys his bunny the following way.


Step 1. Find a comfortable place, preferably away from a little brother who will try and take your bunny.
Step 2. Then begin to carefully unwrap your bunny


Step 3. Look closely and examine your progress, look for potential problems like elastic string around the neck



Step 4. Continue unwrapping until bunny is just pure chocolate



Step 5. Savor the site and take pride in your accomplishment




Step 6. Start with the ears

Step 7. Chew thoroughly as to really enjoy the treat

Caleb, the novice, is still working on his method.

Step 1. First try biting through everything to see what's inside. When you discover it's chocolate and someone tells you to take the paper off first, you just rip the elastic string and hope everything else falls off.

Step 2. Get the ears uncovered and just start eating, while walking around of course, because there's no need to slow down for this.

Step 3. Eat the ears then stop to try and figure out what to do next (pause for a cute photo)

Step 4. Decide that things might go better if you're not moving, but sitting while chewing

Step 5. Decide to unwrap the whole bunny while sitting, boy this is hard work

Step 6. Take complete joy in your successfully uncovered bunny

Step 7. Begin to eat your bunny again, starting with the ears and no wrapping

Step 8. Decide that you can again, eat your bunny while walking around